Kanye West likes Kim Kardashian.

Kanye buys Kim Kardashian expensive painted purse.

Now we all want painted purse.

But we are too poor for painted purse.

So, we project Kim Kardashian holding painted purse on purse.





Iggy Azalea has big butt.

Cameras take pictures of her big butt.

Iggy Azalea's big butt is printed all over the news.


We all want big butts.


We squat until butt gets big.

Butt does not fit pants anymore.

So, we squat with underwear to show off big butt.





Thank you popular culture and media for making me so so so so so so pretty!!!


Share on Facebook
Share on Twitter
Please reload



Please reload